I'm boarding a plane tomorrow night for Amman, Jordan where I'll be meeting Alyce. She'll be on a fresh pair of legs and I just hope I can keep up. Guess I'll just have to see.
Anyways, here's a list of things I will not be missing about Asia:
- Trash everywhere
- Smoking everywhere (China)
- Spitting everywhere (China)
- The complete lack of air conditioning even when a working unit exists (SE Asia)
- Taking 3 days to get somewhere when it could have taken 1 (Cambodia)
- People trying incessantly to sell me custom tailored suits, sex and drugs
- The lack of BBQ sauce and anything remotely resembling Mexican food
- Being elbowed in the ribs by an old lady while trying to get on a bus (China)
- The seething human mass of chaos that is a Chinese train station
- The feeling that I'm on the same track as every other backpacker (SE Asia)
- The description of anything more than a walk around town as a "Trek"
- The immature gap year kids and people who just got out of the Israeli Army
- The food: Pad Thai, spring rolls, dumplings, okonomiyaki, banana pancakes, fresh tropical fruit, etc...
- The cheap beer: Sometimes as little as $.50 for 600ml
- The ease of travel: It is so easy to get around that sometimes its disappointing
- The scenery: Mountains, jungle, waterfalls, rivers, temples, everything
- The locals: I've met some of the most kind and genuine people out here
- The travelers: I've met so many cool people along the way that I'm sure I'll keep up with in the future
- The wacky pop culture: I can't describe this, it just needs to be experienced to be believed
- Giant Asian cities: Hong Kong, Osaka, Tokyo, Bangkok, Shanghai. They are so much fun to explore
- The long nights, the early mornings and the feelings of complete misery that make arriving somewhere so relieving
2 comments:
Darren, You are amazing. I have thoroughly enjoyed your blogs. Absolutely the most wonderful, informative, insightful material I have read in a very long time! You have a gift, for sure! I have laughed my butt off reading certain things and have at the same time sat with my mouth hanging wide open saying to myself what a courageous young man you are. Thank you for taking the time to so eloquently articulate your journey. I have written you before, but was not sure you received. I sure hope you have! I have thought about you and kept you in my prayers during your journey! You are definitely Donna and Dickey's son....
Lots of love and blessings your way,
Barbara Geller
P.S. Did you order a tailor made suit? How about some drugs? or even a little sex?
"Love you long time...." (quote from a movie like Deer Hunter; or Apocolypse Now"
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